![]() I started with a look at the 48 HRS series and followed with a rundown of the Beverly Hills Cop trilogy. Several years ago, I started an ambitious project to write about every Eddie Murphy film ever made. Please support Passion of the Weiss by subscribing to our Patreon.Ībe Beame has never seen Charlie Murphy’s couch. Mcdonalds!!!" "I've got Mc Donalds!" And you stay there with this big house burger and the kids go "hey, where did you get that big welfare green peper burger?" And you cry.As much as we’d like to party all the time, somebody has to work. ![]() "this is wonderbread, a hamburger is a hamburger as you make it!" "and out it in the middle of square wonderbread" At Mcdonalds they use buns, the meat covers all bread, at your mother the meat is in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle, making the bread stick to the plate Now the green peppers hanging out of this big meat ball under bread and you try to put some catchup on it and the mess with the grease turn the break into pink dough then you grad and fingerprint it and get big pink fingerprints on the dough and youre look at it and trying to make it look like Mcdonalds so you rip the edges off around to make it look round and you have green peppers and grease running down your hand And you mother says "Now go outside and play" And the other kids got Mc Donalds! Theyre outside and say "we扉e got McDonalds" "Hamburgers. get me a green pepper and an onion" And you say "Ain't no green peppers in McDonald's" I'm not making McDonalds, I'm making mama's burger I need green pepper and onion and while you're in there, get me an egg or two" "What are the eggs for?" "I want a hamburger, you're making egg mcmuffins!" "I'm not making no egg mcmuffin, I don't even know what a damn egg mcmuffin is" "Just gimme the egg and *** your mouth" And she takes the egg and green pepper and chop the pepper in big chunks, not even dice it, big chunks of green pepper and onion and mix and egg and put paprika in it and make a big meat ball and put it in the middle of the frying pan And at McDonalds the meat is this thin and your mother's *** is this big or fatter green peppers hanging out of it, and a big split in the middle and grease popping out of it, and you look at it while it愀 popping and you go looking at the grease in the pan and you think to yourself "that don't look like no mcdonalds" your mother goes like "Go to the refrigerator and get me the bread out of the bread box" and go and look inside the bread box and you go: "Mom, we don't have no hamburger buns" "all we have is wonder bread" "That's what I said: get the bread out of the bread box!" You're gonna put it on a square wonder bread? "Goddamnit, bread is bread, youd better bring it before i a slap your mouth" "You dont know how much that bread cost and give me some *** about wonder bread. "My mother made it!" And I have one of those mothers you know that no matter what you want she has the ingredients at home You say: " Mom, I want to stop at Mc Donald's!" She goes: "I've got hamburger meat at home" "But I want Mc Donald's hamburgers" "I make you a hamburger better than McDonald's" "Better than Mc Donald's?" "That's right, when we get home you can help mama make it" You say "***, better than Mcdonalds?" You mother says "Go get me that big black frying pan from under the stove" and you hand the big black frying pan and she said why you're in there I want you to go to the refrigerator and get me chopped meat and while youre in there.
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